Yeah Yeah.. I know "can't you do anything other than the default templates?"
At least it's not a Blogger Account.
Take a look around, there isn't much to see, unless you are really interested in the costs of public transportation in Midland, Texas. (I don't even want to look at the figures for METRO)

http://society.guardian.co.uk/health/news/0,,1712221,00.html
Heh... so should it be "Smack me with a Trout?"